Heat, November 20, 2004

Eek! Ditch the placcy bag, darling! Oh dear! Talk about a fashion faux pas. Poor old Damian Lewis looks like he's just done his weekly shop. Not really the look that a credible British actor should be going for, especially one on his way to a premiere through a den of paparazzi, eh?

No, really, it's not mine! That's right, Damo, put it down in the corner out of sight and maybe your Fray Bentos pie will still be there when you come out. What would girlfriend Kristin Davis have to say about such red-carpet rule-breaking?

Nobody saw that, right? Good work! Very subtle -- now carry on as if nothing ever happened and repeat after us: "Carrier bag? What carrier bag? Do I look like the kind of man who'd go to a premiere via Tesco? Tsk."